What even is Asher Blumenthal?

Asher Blumenthal was told to write this description himself. His first walk was a moonwalk and his first words were in C++. He’s currently on an indefinite hiatus of being a jerk. And is actually a really cool guy. Asher likes chasing squirrels and helping around campus, though he’s not very good at either.Asher’s only real regret in life is not having been able to, in good conscious, talk about himself in the third person. Asher’s still hopeful for the day it becomes socially acceptable to do so. Until then, one like Asher can only wait.